New Years Resolution

Rule the World.

Video of the Day

It's Donder, Not Donner

Did you know that a traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard? I don't know about you, but I'll pass on the piggy.

Fun Christmas Facts!

• In 1836, Alabama became the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.
• In Ukraine, it is believed to be good luck to find a spiderweb on Christmas, so there they decorate their trees with fake webs and spiders.
• The circus-inspired boxes of animal crackers were designed with a string so that they could be hung on Christmas trees.
• For every real Christmas tree harvested, 2 or 3 seedlings are planted in its place.
• Many American retailers make up to 70% of their annual revenue in the month proceeding Christmas.
• In France, Christmas is called "Noel."

We Have Good Times

Before the Monster Ball on Saturday night. Like my shpants? Who am I kidding, you love them.

The Monster Ball

Attended the Lady Gaga show with Blake on saturday. It was sooo good. Semi Precious Weapons opened and the singer took all of his clothes off on stage and poured champagne in the mouths of a few people in the front row. Crazy, crazy. The set for Gaga was so trippy. It was like the inside of an old television. She totally didn't know she was in San Diego and thought this was San Jose. People started to boo her everytime she would start to talk. haha

R.I.P.

Brittany Murphy died today at age 32 in Los Angeles after suffering a full cardiac arrest. This is soooooo sad! I loved her. She was such a great actress.

Question of the Day

Why the fuck do they keep making American Pie movies like people care? Even the wedding one they did was too much. Same thing happened with Home Alone and Bring It On. There's like 5 of those now. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Pink Flamingos

Pink Flamingos was probably the most fucked up movie I've ever seen... and I didn't even finish it. There's like this woman who's played by a man that kills two people. And then there are these red and blue people that have a baby ring in their basement and sell the kids to lesbians and use the money to help heroin dealers. The man-woman-thing's mom was mentally challenged and thought that she was a baby, so she sleeps in a crib and is obsessed with eggs. And the brother rapes girls in their shed and rubs chickens all over their bodies. Fuuuuucked up.

Irie Diary #3

I'm still Jenny from the block. Useta hava liddo, nowa hava lot. That's how it goes, ya know? Oh my God, there are spaceships. Yup, in the brain on a train wit no luv. Mhm. I'm about to watch Pink Flamingos with Joshle. I wish it was still raining...... dang, I really want Panera.

Irie Diary #2

My little sister is playing trumpet... so funny. I've been speaking in a Spaniard accent for about two hours and I don't know how to stop it. Like... I don' know nutting. Oh she's tap dancing and singing songs from Annie now. Hmm I want Jack in the Box or Panera or In-n-Out or Wendy's or Denny's or sushi or Hooters. Or just food. Yeah... I wonder what Mariah Carey would look like bald.

Video of the Day

This made me cry.

Clouds Full of Stars Cover Your Skies

"Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare. My guilty pleasure, I ain't going no where. Baby, long as you're here I'll be floating on air." Aaaah "Sweet Dreams" by Beyonce is such a good song, and I'm really mad at myself for being a fan. I hate Beyonce more than the average bear so it's really hard to hear myself say that one of her songs is good. Haha.

Rebecca and I saw The Princess and the Frog the other night and it was really good! We were both totally sucked in... but that could have been for reasons I'd rather not type. haha Just kidding... sort of. Before the movie we were in this really sketchy situation in an alley with lots of rain and some Mexican dude staring us down through a window. It was quite humorous. Moral of the story, I recommend going to see that movie. I can't really remember what it's about, but it's good. And... yeah. xoxo

Barack 'n' Roll

If this isn't the greatest thing you've ever seen then don't ever talk to me again. Obama ecstasy pills?! Ahhh!! I love it! That's so fun. I mean, I've seen ones shaped like those Transformer helmets, but the president? That's hilarious. Drug dealers should make other famous people into pills. I bet you a Lady Gaga pill would get you flooooooooored. Pill Reports says that these are pure MDMA, so they must be legit.

Love of my Life

Woahhh. This is really fucking good. I love Demi Lovato.

Quote of the Day

"I've had soup that color and it tasted good..."

-Rebecca on the color of her snot. Haha, gotta love her!! :)

On a Train with no Love

Lately, I've been really intrigued by pop culture in the 1920's. I don't know what it is about it, but I'm just really jealous of all the people who were a part of it. That whole time period just seems so interesting, you know?
Tonight was so fun. Brooke and I went and hookah-ed in this really scary area of Clairemont. Not gonna lie, I was slightly terrified the entire time. Brooke's dad gave me the raddest sweater and I can totally see myself wearing it for the rest of the weekend. hahaha. Now I'm home and watching Orphan with Josh. Gonna be a bit irie, so I'll most likely sleep in his room tonight. hahah xoxo

Very Good Day :)

Today, I'm 17. Today was great. My friend Raquel got me a greeeat gift, so thank you for that. Life just keeps getting better. Everything is falling together so nicely since last weekend. Hopefully everything keeps looking up :)

Love you all. xo Taylor

Video of the Day

Hahahahahaha. This made me lol.

The Fame Monster

Lady Gaga's new record came out today and let me just say that I'm not too sure how I feel about it.

Inspired by horror movies and written to a muted fashion show, The Fame Monster contains 8 new tracks including "Bad Romance" and "Telephone" which features Beyonce. Originally, The Fame Monster was to be included as a second disc to a re-issue of Gaga's The Fame, but is instead available as an EP due to the fact that most re-issues don't sell well. The cd deals with the negative sides of fame; very different from her debut. On the record "So Happy I Could Die," Gaga tackles her fear of addiction while referring to an ex-lover as the "monster in my bed" on the song "Monster." The final song on The Fame Monster, "Teeth," sounds like something out of Chicago or Moulin Rouge with its snappy jazz-like chorus. "Alejandro" has a Shakira-like vibe to it, and in my opinion, is the worst song on the album. With lyrics like "she's a tramp, she's a vamp, but she's still got to dance" on the track "Dance in the Dark," Lady Gaga drew her inspiration from the 80's gothic synths of bands like Depeche Mode. I think I'm diggin' this song the most so far. Another song I'm just not that into is "Speechless." She performed this song on the AMA's last night, and I just can't help but think it's a little boring.
Gaga brought mixed feelings out of me for The Fame Monster but overall it's pretty alright. You may have to listen to it a few times for it to catch your ear.
Also out today is "She Wolf" by Shakira and "Rated R" by Rihanna.

Video of the Day

Adam Lambert's performance of "For Your Entertainment" on the American Music Awards last night. Although I really don't like Lambert, this performance was amazing. Especially the little simulated blow job at the one minute mark. Ha!

Irie Diary #1

I don't remember where I am. Please call for help. Send donations and food... lots of food. Perferably pizza because that's what I'm in the mood for. Suck it dry. It's those damn vampires.

Photo of the Day

The one and only Mariah Carey leaving her London hotel room. With all the chaos that surrounds her in this photo, she still looks flawless. God, I love her.

Number One

My hips are bruised and my nose is stuffy; perfect way to start my 9 day vacation. I used to use this website all the time and now I can barely remember what it's for. More to come soon; once I get back into the swing of things.