Finally!

Hayley Williams. Woah baby

Right to Love and Be Loved

I am shocked and saddened by the decision made by the Malawian court, which sentenced two innocent men to prison.
As a matter of principle, I believe in equal rights for all people, no matter what their gender, race, color, religion, or sexual orientation.
Today, Malawi took a giant step backward. The world is filled with pain and suffering; therefore, we must support our basic human right to love and be loved.
I call upon the progressive men and women of Malawi - and around the world - to challenge this decision in the name of human dignity and equal rights for all.
I will not sit back and be silent while two men are sentenced to 14 years hard labor simply for loving each other. I hope you will add your name to mine, and speak out to your friends and family on this issue.

El Blasto from El Pasto

Madonna + Dolce & Gabbana = MDG

Madonna is teaming up with Dolce & Gabbana for a collection of six (6) sunglass styles. The ad campaign was shot by photographer, Steven Klein who worked with the singer on the brands spring ads.

Love it.

Penguin, Kangaroo; What's the Difference?

So first off, Lady Gaga's new video for "Telephone" featuring Beyonce is really over the top and a little ridiculous. They're like in a prison and then a restaurant and it had nothing to do with the song. I think it's really stupid how she plugged like 10 different products in the video too. haha I didn't even want to watch the whole thing because it was so stupid. But here it is anyways for your "enjoyment"

I'm guessing you probably just skipped right over that because that's what I would have done. hahah

Tonight I went to the movies for the first time in like a year to see the new Alice in Wonderland in Imax but it was sold out. But we settled for Shutter Island instead. It was really good! Started off kind of slow but I was totally on edge the whole time. Loved it. Leonardo DiCaprio is such a good actor. It was perfect. I definitely would recommend seeing it.
And now I'm sick as a dog and am in search of some NyQuil... or maybe something a lil' stronger. haha

R.I.P.

So Sad :(

Video of the Day

My Name is Jonas

Before this week I believed that the purity rings on those rich little Jonas paws were just for publicity. I thought for sure that Kevin, Joe, and Nick have all been deflowered, but I fear I might be wrong. They might actually be queers. Not queers in the homosexual sense, but in the sense that they're gay.
On Thursday night I witnessed the spectacle that was Nick Jonas' solo show with his band The Administration. From my front row seat, I sat quietly for the two hour show soaking in all the screaming tweens and their mothers. When the show started I began making silly faces at Nick to get his attention. First he kind of laughed, but then I started doing the universal sign for "blow job" and he didn't appreciate that. This is where my idea of him being a queer stems from. And the best part was that he continued to talk mess throughout the show about how I was just sitting there not into it. I felt soooo cool, you have no idea. haha Pissing off one of the Jonas Brothers has now been checked off my "to-do before I die" list.
You can see how pissed he is after about a minute and twenty seconds. I wish whoever filmed this would have turned around to film me haha

What you don't see in the video is the three security guards that came running at me as soon as he pointed. They were on top of their shit, I'll tell you that much.
Not gonna lie though, his solo music is a lot better than anything he made with his borthers, and I think he's going to do bigger things without them.

Heads Will Roll

I am now in a state of recovery. My mind and body feel quite distant from each other. Hmm, where to begin. I did a lot of traveling last night at speeds you wouldn't believe.

My first stop was Italy. Nothing happened in Italy, so let's move on. Egypt was the next stop on my itinerary where I wandered around the desert in search of the Lost Pyramid that doesn't exist. It was hard to get through all the sand, but was worth the dig. Deciphering ancient hieroglyphics was a piece of cake with the help of one of those flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Then came the walking. Long, empty roads lead all of us back in time to Israel in 30 AD.
In Israel, we were called to the king's palace where Jesus Christ and all of his disciples were sitting around a long table eating the Last Supper. I felt like I was there to warn him of what was going to happen, but then I remembered that he was God... so he probably already knew. haha And to the next country we went.

Japan. We were here the longest. In Japan, I was able to look inside myself if I didn't focus my eyes. I took a trip inside my mind, and nothing was there. All the lights were off and the doors and windows were locked tight. This is where we all decided that we needed more "guidance" to help us with the rest of the nights adventures. So back to the car we went. We had a map to get back to where we started but once we got there we realized something was missing. It was the car keys. They were sitting on the drivers seat inside the locked car.

Since we had no one to help us, we asked for help in near-by Africa. No one there was very helpful but they did give us Kit-Kats so I was content. After waiting a rediculous length of time, the car was opened and we were on our way to the ocean. While in the ocean we met a mermaid named Molly. She shared her wisdom with us and I was very grateful. Getting home from the ocean was the toughest part. We got lost for about five minutes but eventually found something we recognized to guide us back.
Now for another bag on the brain, and I was an astronaut. My spaceship was taking off but I wasn't ready for it. I finally called it a night after returning from Pluto, which in my book is still a planet.

Ask me Anything!

Ask me silly questions here: http://formspring.me/Taylurk

Yeah. Pretty much.

Trip Hop

I don't even know where to begin explaining my night. It's so hard. I guess I'll just start with a picture.
There. Does that explain anything? Probably not but it should... I think. Yeah I'm not sure. Let's try another one.
Well yeah, that's supposed to be a prophecy. Rebecca had one today. It had to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. She saw demons pointing at me and animals and people from the Bible. So hilarious. I don't know where she buys her crack, but sista should hook me up. hahaha Just kidding.

A-Trak's remix of "Heads Will Roll" by Yeah Yeah Yeah's has been stuck in my head all day. It's so goooood. Tired. Goodnight. xo

Trippin' the Life Fantastic

This weekend was Ashley's 18th birthday party. We played kings cup, which is suuuch a fun game and as you can see in photo's below Ashley got the king card. haha

Video of the Day

Watch this high school production of Peter Pan go terribly wrong. Soooo Funny!!

Diva Speaks

After winning the award for "Favorite R&B Artist" last night at the People's Choice Awards, Mariah Carey had this to say about her drunk speech in Palm Springs earlier this week.

Mariah Mariah

So Mariah Carey was a little drunky when she accepted her award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival for her role in the film Precious. As Lee Daniels, director of the film, welcomed her to the stage she hugged him repeatedly before stumbling to the podium to make her bizarre acceptance speech. Once she's ready to make her speech, she apologizes ahead by saying "please forgive me. I'm a little bit..." where an audience member chimed in with "fucked up?" To which Mariah humorously said "...yeeeeah". The first time I ever saw Mariah Carey in concert she got a little tipsy on stage just like this and got on top of a piano and showed the crowd her underwear. Haha, she's a keeper. I love my diva. Blake and I will hopefully be seeing her February 23 at the Gibson Amphitheatre as part of her Angels Advocate Tour. Hopefully she has a lil' somethin-somethin' before the show so we can really see her work it. haha

Got Milk?

Look at Demi workin' that milk 'stache... But what's with the fishnet gloves? Ew

Baby I Want